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What are the haps my friends


November 11th, 2014: CUT LINES:

Dromiceiomimus! Can I talk to you for a second?
YOU HAVE INVESTED TIME IN A FRIENDSHIP. +1 POINT(S)!
I need a favour! I need to know how to get points at Life Quest!!
YOU HAVE EXPLOITED A FRIENDSHIP FOR PERSONAL PROFIT. -1 POINT(S)!
Aw dang it

YOU GUYS:

I MADE A SHOT GLASS


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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: T-Rex and the Quiet Farm Stuff

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out