December 11th, 2014: If you've been reading Dinosaur Comics since 2008 hoping that this topic would finally be addressed in a reasonable manner, I HAVE SOME KINDA GOOD FRIGGIN' NEWS FOR YOU, MY FRIEND.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: see, the trick is to have your organs fail upwards

– Ryan