December 11th, 2014: If you've been reading Dinosaur Comics since 2008 hoping that this topic would finally be addressed in a reasonable manner, I HAVE SOME KINDA GOOD FRIGGIN' NEWS FOR YOU, MY FRIEND. One year ago today: see, the trick is to have your organs fail upwards – Ryan
December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET
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One year ago today: see, the trick is to have your organs fail upwards