December 11th, 2014: If you've been reading Dinosaur Comics since 2008 hoping that this topic would finally be addressed in a reasonable manner, I HAVE SOME KINDA GOOD FRIGGIN' NEWS FOR YOU, MY FRIEND.

I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: see, the trick is to have your organs fail upwards

– Ryan