December 11th, 2014: If you've been reading Dinosaur Comics since 2008 hoping that this topic would finally be addressed in a reasonable manner, I HAVE SOME KINDA GOOD FRIGGIN' NEWS FOR YOU, MY FRIEND.

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: see, the trick is to have your organs fail upwards

– Ryan