What are the haps my friends

February 3rd, 2015: Okay if the person is STILL reading over your shoulder and you've scrolled down here looking for advice, I'm PLUM OUT of passive-aggressive options and I guess all I can say is "ask them politely to stop"??

Hey did you know there's going to be a COMPUTER GAME version of To Be or Not To Be? It's true! And it comes out... TOMORROW :0

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...


Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: eleven more years! eleven more years!

– Ryan

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