What are the haps my friends

March 5th, 2015: Thanks for reading these notes beneath my comics AND the words in my actual comics, everyone!!

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One year ago today: joe margarita is slipping me a $5 bill now, happy that everyone reading my comic at 9am is thinking "hmm... the merest mention of this alcoholic beverage makes me think that maybe i SHOULD drink an alcoholic beverage too??"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out