NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
What are the haps my friends

June 19th, 2015: Speaking of law words, did you know I will sell you socks?? P.S.: I am still not good at segues.

Are you a time traveller from the future? Yeah, me neither, I am definitely not that thing I just said. Here is a limited-edition shirt I made that explains how you are for sure native to 2015, just like everyone else!


My new book Romeo and/or Juliet is out now!! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. Check it out!!

One year ago today: look around at today's kids. they're everywhere! what do they want? what do they eat? and what happens when that food runs out and they turn on us??

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out