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June 17th, 2015: Speaking of the wings of a chicken, did you know I will sell you socks?? P.S.: I am not good at segues.

Are you a time traveller from the future? Yeah, me neither, I am definitely not that thing I just said. Here is a limited-edition shirt I made that explains how you are for sure native to 2015, just like everyone else!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO HAD BABIES AND *DIDN'T* NAME THEM FRIGYES: I guess... thanks for reading my comic today, and enjoy your lifetime of newfound suboptimal naming regret??

– Ryan

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