What are the haps my friends

August 10th, 2015: FUN FACT ABOUT AUGUST: given the world's current population and death rates, well more than 1000 people will die every day in August. THANKS, AUGUST. Friggin' August.

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One year ago today: also make it so they can forget the name of people right after they've met them, aweeeesommmmme

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out