NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
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August 12th, 2015: There's a couple of ways to get the solanine out of a potato but to be honest it's probably easier just not to go around eating potatoes with solanine in them; this has been Ryan's How Not To Get Poisoned Advice Corner.

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I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: JUST ADD WATER (AFTER YOU PUT YOUR VEGETABLES™ STARTER KIT™ IN DIRT) (YOUR VEGETABLES™ NEED AIR AND LIGHT TOO BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY SURROUNDED BY IT RIGHT NOW AND IT'S FREE SO DUDE, NO WORRIES)

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out