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August 12th, 2015: There's a couple of ways to get the solanine out of a potato but to be honest it's probably easier just not to go around eating potatoes with solanine in them; this has been Ryan's How Not To Get Poisoned Advice Corner.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: JUST ADD WATER (AFTER YOU PUT YOUR VEGETABLES™ STARTER KIT™ IN DIRT) (YOUR VEGETABLES™ NEED AIR AND LIGHT TOO BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY SURROUNDED BY IT RIGHT NOW AND IT'S FREE SO DUDE, NO WORRIES)

– Ryan

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