What are the haps my friends

August 31st, 2015: This comic is definitely not inspired by my efforts into updated universal constants to be more convenient for me! So let's all stop with this wild allegations of local cartoonists looking into updating universal constants to be more convenient for him, no matter HOW much early success he's had.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: please, my father was "Mr. Final Harbinger of Chaos, The". Call me "Clawy".

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out