August 31st, 2015: This comic is definitely not inspired by my efforts into updated universal constants to be more convenient for me! So let's all stop with this wild allegations of local cartoonists looking into updating universal constants to be more convenient for him, no matter HOW much early success he's had.

One year ago today: please, my father was "Mr. Final Harbinger of Chaos, The". Call me "Clawy".

– Ryan