September 16th, 2015: This comic was going to give Batman the powers of all his enemies until I realized that Poison Ivy pretty much did the trick. Not bad, Miss Pamela Isley!

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: friggin' water-type Pokémon

– Ryan