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September 14th, 2015: If you ever get blasted in back time, it's good to be prepared! Not just for the technology, but also for the sick burns.


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One year ago today: alexander graham bell spoke into his phone for the zillionth time, but this time it finally worked. we're lucky the first words on the phone weren't "okay try it now. can you hear me? can you hear me? aw damn it watson"

– Ryan

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