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January 11th, 2016: I, too, am available for the role of "element namesake".


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: next book project: a ten-volume epic folding Thomas Midgley Jr.'s story centrally into the Cthulhu mythos

– Ryan

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