T-Rex: Turns out, just as with horses, there's rules for naming elements! TURNS OUT, new elements can ONLY be named after a mythological concept, a mineral, a place or country, a property, or a scientist!
T-Rex: TURNS OUT trying to get a new element named "Hugebonerium" was a complete waste of time!
T-Rex: We waste element names on boring things like "Americium", after FRIGGIN' AMERICA, when instead we could be wielding scepters made out of pure DRAGONIUM, or VAMPIRIUM, and if we dared to drop the "ium" we'd unlock names like KRONOS or DAGOBAH or KRYPT-
T-Rex: - actually that one's pretty cool already. But we still need to up our game! There are presently 4 elements whose names are YET UNDECIDED. History will JUDGE US by what we choose!!
Utahraptor: And you're here to campaign for T-REXIUM?
T-Rex: Absolutely. ABSOLUTELY.
T-Rex: We've named ZERO elements after dinosaurs, DESPITE the fact they are EXTREMELY AWESOME. What are we doing? We have THREE elements named after California. CALIFORNIA, Utahraptor. It's cool, sure, but it's not a meat-eating APEX PREDATOR that stomps on cars as casually as it stomps on tiny women.
T-Rex: That's right! I stepped on a woman back there and y'all barely even noticed!!
T-Rex: Y'ALL ARE MONSTERS
T-Rex: NAME ONE OF THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF THE UNIVERSE AFTER ME PLEASE
