NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
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January 25th, 2016: DID YOU KNOW: if you're topless right now, I can fix that??

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My new book Romeo and/or Juliet is out now!! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. Check it out!!

One year ago today: BUCKET LIST: find the most-respected nutritionist and force them to go on record about which food group blows the hardest

– Ryan

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