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March 7th, 2016: I wrote this comic in 2010 and just found it now, fully half a decade later! It seems like I was just about to put it up, and then got distracted and forgot about it entirely for half a decade. What the heck, past me? You gotta keep your eyes on the ball!!

I found it by searching for the word "dogs" to find another script: in an earlier draft - still included in my text file - I'd mentioned dogs. Despite that, it was not as good of a comic as it was when the mention of dogs was excised! I know: I am as baffled as you.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: for sheep it's a bleat cute, obviously. it's super obvious that for sheep it'd be a bleat cute

– Ryan

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