What are the haps my friends

April 1st, 2016: It's April Fool's Day but instead of a trick, here is a bastion of sanity and credibility in a sea of FALSEHOODS. Also: talking dinosaurs!

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...


Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: the country was called "Two For One Tacostopia", and yes, as soon as taco stores settled there, they would've constitutionally had to offer only the sweetest of two-for-one taco deals

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out