T-Rex: If we look back at people a thousand years ago, they had crappy societies, science, technology, AND medicine! They were, BASICALLY, a bunch of a-holes.
T-Rex: Preemptive apology for calling everyone's ancestors a big bunch of a-holes!!
T-Rex: But what will the future think of US? Is there anything WE'RE doing that they'll look back on and say "eh, that was fine, I GUESS"?
Dromiceiomimus: Probably our sex, yo! People in the past deployed the exact same cool sex moves we have now; we just don't want to admit it! I can't see that changing.
T-Rex: Interesting!
Utahraptor: I, conversely, DO see that changing!
T-Rex: Explain!
Utahraptor: I believe future sex will be SO AMAZING that folks will look back on us with a trenchant mixture of pity and horniness, and by "horniness" I refer to a future horniness SO HORNY that it exists in a place beyond our comprehension, and that to explain it to us would be as pointless as explaining the space shuttle to an ant.
T-Rex: This concludes our TED talk, "THE FUTURE: HORNY??".
T-Rex: THERE ARE NO QUESTIONS ALLOWED IN TED TALKS; THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING
T-Rex: GOOD LUCK OUT THERE
