What are the haps my friends

April 6th, 2016: In actual psycholinguistic papers they draw their own shapes but *I* used default Photoshop shapes because I am a PROFESSIONAL ARTIST (just not the kind that draws).

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One year ago today: speaking of "how to start a new life": most of what you read online about this is RIDICULOUSLY DUMB. turns out people who do this then don't go online to brag about it, weirdly enough??

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out