NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
What are the haps my friends

April 8th, 2016: Don't worry though, The Monster At The End of This Book is STILL AMAZING and holds up perfectly! So just like that book and you'll be fine forever.


I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: too late, something called "sex scenes for horses" is already in your browser cache

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out