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What are the haps my friends


August 17th, 2016: DCAF was super fun, and the highlight had to be when a real-life magician came over with his bunny and then I got to pet the bunny.

Did you see this amazing visualization of Romeo and/or Juliet? I HOPE YOU DID BECAUSE IT'S SUPER RAD.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: there were a lot of these curse tablets found at a bathhouse, because people kept stealing people's clothes while they bathed. CLASSIC GRECO-ROMAN ERA, AM I RIGHT??

– Ryan

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