my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
What are the haps my friends

August 17th, 2016: DCAF was super fun, and the highlight had to be when a real-life magician came over with his bunny and then I got to pet the bunny.

Did you see this amazing visualization of Romeo and/or Juliet? I HOPE YOU DID BECAUSE IT'S SUPER RAD.

One year ago today: there were a lot of these curse tablets found at a bathhouse, because people kept stealing people's clothes while they bathed. CLASSIC GRECO-ROMAN ERA, AM I RIGHT??

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out