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August 24th, 2016: Still feeling good about officially making "sandos" a word, not gonna lie! Feelin' PRETTY GOOD over here.


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One year ago today: to the lobsters in the kitchen, the sinking of the Titanic must've seemed like another event in a long series of events so far outside their natural experience that they can't possibly understand them

– Ryan

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