November 14th, 2016: I am back in Canada! It's okay, but distinctly lacking in lochs. I guess it's true what they say: "Canada is distinctly lacking in lochs".
UPDATE: TURNS OUT THERE'S AT LEAST ONE, I TAKE IT BACK, CANADA RULES FOREVER. Thanks Andrew for letting me know! GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history... Here's the trailer! – Ryan
UPDATE: TURNS OUT THERE'S AT LEAST ONE, I TAKE IT BACK, CANADA RULES FOREVER. Thanks Andrew for letting me know!
Here's the trailer!