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November 16th, 2016: I am back in Canada! It's okay, but distinctly lacking in lochs. I guess it's true what they say: "Canada is distinctly lacking in lochs".

UPDATE: TURNS OUT THERE'S AT LEAST ONE, I TAKE IT BACK, CANADA RULES FOREVER


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One year ago today: one day poison ivy was like, i'm great at crime, yes, but i have interests outside of crime you know

– Ryan

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