NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
What are the haps my friends

January 11th, 2017: How is your New Year's resolution coming? Hopefully excellent, unless you resolved to be more horrible this year, in which case, I'm not afraid to say it: I HOPE YOUR RESOLUTION IS GOING POORLY!!!!!!!


I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: turns out some of those 'un'-heavy names like 'ununtrium' were just placeholders, which, frankly, good

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out