What are the haps my friends

January 11th, 2017: How is your New Year's resolution coming? Hopefully excellent, unless you resolved to be more horrible this year, in which case, I'm not afraid to say it: I HOPE YOUR RESOLUTION IS GOING POORLY!!!!!!!

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...


Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: turns out some of those 'un'-heavy names like 'ununtrium' were just placeholders, which, frankly, good

– Ryan

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