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January 11th, 2017: How is your New Year's resolution coming? Hopefully excellent, unless you resolved to be more horrible this year, in which case, I'm not afraid to say it: I HOPE YOUR RESOLUTION IS GOING POORLY!!!!!!!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: turns out some of those 'un'-heavy names like 'ununtrium' were just placeholders, which, frankly, good

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out