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What are the haps my friends


January 16th, 2017: I hurt my shoulder yesterday (SOMEHOW??) and it still hurts today! Bodies: NEVER GET ONE. Anyway I've got two arms so I'll just use "ol' backup" as I call it until this other arm decides to start being "cool" with being moved again.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: dan was like, the worst ghost. just the worst. all the other ghosts threw plates for legit ghost reasons, while dan would make sure everyone knew he was throwing them because "plates represent how society works to constrain and redirect our most basic desires and nobody realizes it but me"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out