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What are the haps my friends


January 16th, 2017: I hurt my shoulder yesterday (SOMEHOW??) and it still hurts today! Bodies: NEVER GET ONE. Anyway I've got two arms so I'll just use "ol' backup" as I call it until this other arm decides to start being "cool" with being moved again.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: dan was like, the worst ghost. just the worst. all the other ghosts threw plates for legit ghost reasons, while dan would make sure everyone knew he was throwing them because "plates represent how society works to constrain and redirect our most basic desires and nobody realizes it but me"

– Ryan

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