T-Rex: With all the days claimed for different holidays and celebrations - Secretary's Day, Valentine's Day, The Fortnight of Ubbo-Sathla - I thought it'd be nice to have a day free from the expectations of celebration.
T-Rex: Hence, Normal Day!
T-Rex: Normal Day is the one day a year unclaimed by anyone for any purpose. You don't have to wear a special hat or anything. It's the one day a year that can be COMPLETELY NORMAL. To celebrate it, do whatever you'd normally do, and do that thing normally.
Utahraptor: Bad news, T-Rex: even the most superficial check reveals...
T-Rex: ...Yes? YES??
Utahraptor: ...that every day is ALREADY claimed for celebrations of varying popularity!
T-Rex: Well, that's it then. Normal Day is lost, cancelled before it even began. WE WILL NEVER HAVE A NORMAL DAY AGAIN.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: You know how on Star Trek, every week there's a catastrophe that threatens to destroy the ship, a planet, the universe, or all three?
Off panel: Yeah?
T-Rex: WE WERE FOOLS TO DISMISS NORMAL DAY SO QUICKLY
