What are the haps my friends

February 24th, 2017: EXCITING JURY DUTY UPDATE: the trial was cancelled so even though I put on a cool shirt and cleaned up nice, I didn't get to hold even a single person's fate in my all-too-fallible hands!!

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...


Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: sometimes t-rex's story ideas are SUPER GREAT and they get turned into their own books like Machine of Death or The Midas Flesh, and sometimes all you can say about them is "huh", and that "huh" is gonna be prefaced by AT LEAST three dots. probably more tbh

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out