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What are the haps my friends


February 24th, 2017: EXCITING JURY DUTY UPDATE: the trial was cancelled so even though I put on a cool shirt and cleaned up nice, I didn't get to hold even a single person's fate in my all-too-fallible hands!!

One year ago today: sometimes t-rex's story ideas are SUPER GREAT and they get turned into their own books like Machine of Death or The Midas Flesh, and sometimes all you can say about them is "huh", and that "huh" is gonna be prefaced by AT LEAST three dots. probably more tbh

– Ryan

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