T-Rex: Bachelors! Are you tired of having to clean up after yourself? Here's some great
T-Rex: HOUSEKEEPING TIPS FOR BACHELORS
T-Rex: sorry for shouting
T-Rex: #1 recommendation: be born in a time where all housecleaning is automated. You will save SO MUCH TIME.
Dromiceiomimus: However, if you have already failed at our first recommendation, we recommend instead being born at a time in the past when hunting and gathering was the dominant - actually, the ONLY - lifestyle!
Utahraptor: Wouldn't people still have homes then? Homes which need KEEPING??
T-Rex: Oh, sure!
T-Rex: But since they have to follow sources of food, all housing is necessarily temporary. And a temporary home is a home you can trash whenever you want and then just leave it behind! It truly was a golden age for sloppy bachelors, as far as housekeeping was concerned!!
Banner: BEING A BACHELOR IS EASY
T-Rex: As hunting and gathering was dominant for over 90% of our history, odds are we've ALREADY solved your housekeeping problem!
Banner: You're welcome
