What are the haps my friends

March 3rd, 2017: So far nothing mysterious has happened in March, but we're literally only three days in, so FINGERS CROSSED.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: Wikipedia says "In 1869, while doing experiments searching for the location of the soul, German physiologist Friedrich Goltz demonstrated that a frog that has had its brain removed will remain in slowly heated water, but an intact frog attempted to escape the water when it reached 25 C". I hereby nominate Friedrich Goltz for the CREEPIEST SCIENTIST 1869 award. Can you imagine walking in on your buddy who is slowly boiling an ALIVE FROG whose BRAIN HE HAS ALREADY REMOVED, and when you ask him what the hell is going on, he just stares at the frog and whispers something about "trying to find its soul"?? Screw you, Goltz! I don't need none of this crap!!

– Ryan

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