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March 20th, 2017: MARCH UPDATE: nothing horrible has happened so I guess those ol' Ides of March were just a fake idea!! Everyone do whatever you want and don't worry about any ides!!


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One year ago today: listen, LINCOLN SCHOLARS, i'm sure i have the gist of it

– Ryan

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