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March 22nd, 2017: MARCH UPDATE: nothing horrible has happened so I guess those ol' Ides of March were just a fake idea!! Everyone do whatever you want and don't worry about any ides!!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: robin hood is also public domain. am i assembling my OWN league of public-domain superheroes?? well no, i can't, since robin hood is in jail now

– Ryan

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