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What are the haps my friends


April 26th, 2017: I am still in Alaska! IT IS STILL GORGEOUS!! Everyone come here, it's great! Only some local teens burned down the local (AMAZING) park so I am here to tell you: teens, don't do that. Teens, you will go to jail for burning down a park and then everyone will say "what the heck is wrong with these teens".


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One year ago today: he's not a fraid of ghosts, i'm afraid. he's just the one guy.

– Ryan

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