April 28th, 2017: Odds are much greater that someone will be reading this comic while eating toast than they are that they'll be reading this comic while being struck by lightning, but according to science, BOTH are possible!! – Ryan
December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET
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