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June 14th, 2017: Anyone else heard of this Sherlock Holmes guy? They wrote a lot of stories about him. Seems he's always getting involved in some mystery or another!

This weekend I am in WASHINGTON DC for Awesome Con! It's my first time ever doing a show in Washington. YOU SHOULD COME


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: on the other hand "pay for your own police force" historically results in samurai, which are objectively PRETTY NEAT

– Ryan

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