my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
What are the haps my friends

June 14th, 2017: Anyone else heard of this Sherlock Holmes guy? They wrote a lot of stories about him. Seems he's always getting involved in some mystery or another!

This weekend I am in WASHINGTON DC for Awesome Con! It's my first time ever doing a show in Washington. YOU SHOULD COME

One year ago today: on the other hand "pay for your own police force" historically results in samurai, which are objectively PRETTY NEAT

– Ryan

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