What are the haps my friends

July 3rd, 2017: I am Kickstarting a new book! It's called WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE PUNCHES A FRIGGIN' SHARK and/or other stories and it's gonna be great, in my not-at-all-biased opinion!!

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...


Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: sherlock holmes, whose brother was more interesting and competent than him but we're stuck with sherlock so we all just have to deal, sighed. his brother was just so much more interesting and competent than him, but we all just had to deal.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out