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July 3rd, 2017: I am Kickstarting a new book! It's called WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE PUNCHES A FRIGGIN' SHARK and/or other stories and it's gonna be great, in my not-at-all-biased opinion!!

One year ago today: sherlock holmes, whose brother was more interesting and competent than him but we're stuck with sherlock so we all just have to deal, sighed. his brother was just so much more interesting and competent than him, but we all just had to deal.

– Ryan

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