July 10th, 2017 
please spray me with some of your batdoubt repellent and i will never stray again


–...which is also the noise you'll make when I BODYSLAM you!!


The haps: I am Kickstarting a new book! It's called WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE PUNCHES A FRIGGIN' SHARK and/or other stories and it's gonna be great, in my not-at-all-biased opinion!!

– Ryan

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