September 8th, 2017 
IN THE RACES OF MARIO'S KART I FIND THE TRUE ENEMY IS THE RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR RESPONSIBLE FOR MY RELENTLESS PAUCITY OF RED TURTLE'S SHELLS




The haps: LOOK WHAT ME AND MY NEW FRIENDS MADE, I GOT SLOPPY DRUNK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE EXCLUSIVELY FOR THIS:

– Ryan

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