March 16th, 2018: The first Women of Popular Music is RIGHT HERE. I like to check in with them once in a while; glad to see they're all doing well.

GUESS WHAT I HAVE A NEW BOOK!! It's coming out this September and it's called HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and I really hope you like it!

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: WHERE IS MY FLYING CAR?? I KNOW I PARKED IT OVER HERE, IN THE SKY

– Ryan