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What are the haps my friends


May 2nd, 2018: This weekend I'm in LA for YALLWEST this Saturday! YOU SHOULD COME, it's free and it's AWESOME.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i have maybe lost count on how many universes we have gone through thus far

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out