Sign: ASK PROFESSOR SCIENCE
T-Rex: Our children are our future: the most precious thing we have! And their education? Well, heck.

T-Rex: That's the greatest gift we can give our children!!

T-Rex: As such, to better their education, today I am ONLY answering science questions from kids! And our first question comes from "Reese". Reese - who is a kid, and who I remind you is our future - asks the following. Ahem.
T-Rex: "Dear Professor Science: how much of the universe is poopie farts?"
Dromiceiomimus: ...Huh.

Utahraptor: Is this a good time to admit you're not a real professor and just read his mail?
T-Rex: NOT HARDLY.

T-Rex: Because Reese deserves an ANSWER, Utahraptor. And it's this, Reese: the universe is really big - bigger than even the biggest thing in the universe! But most of the universe is empty and boring, which means only a tiny percentage of it is poopie farts.

T-Rex: Here's a fun fact, Reese: even if you poopie farted all day long, that number would still be less than one percent!!
Off panel: Wow.
T-Rex: WHERE'S THE LIE, UTAHRAPTOR??