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September 17th, 2018: GUESS WHAT COMES OUT TOMORROW: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: in real life a new ice cream store DID open up down the street from me, but it's worse than the one far away from me, so I don't get any more ice cream than i used to. DODGED A BULLET! the bullet was made of disappointing ice cream

– Ryan

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