September 17th, 2018: GUESS WHAT COMES OUT TOMORROW: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!!

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One year ago today: in real life a new ice cream store DID open up down the street from me, but it's worse than the one far away from me, so I don't get any more ice cream than i used to. DODGED A BULLET! the bullet was made of disappointing ice cream

– Ryan