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What are the haps my friends


July 3rd, 2019: RIP annoying voice guy (he's probably still alive but this is in case he ever dies).


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: you can't judge a book by its cover, but you CAN cover a judge with a book! that's not a saying. i just - i was hoping if i rearranged the words some would turn out to be a clever and really mind-expanding insight into the judicial system, but it didn't, and i can't take that back

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out