July 3rd, 2019: RIP annoying voice guy (he's probably still alive but this is in case he ever dies).

One year ago today: you can't judge a book by its cover, but you CAN cover a judge with a book! that's not a saying. i just - i was hoping if i rearranged the words some would turn out to be a clever and really mind-expanding insight into the judicial system, but it didn't, and i can't take that back

– Ryan