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August 14th, 2019: PLEASE NOTE: I have NEVER been to the middle ages so this is all SPECULATION.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: on the plus side, future historians are going to be buried under documents to dig through, which I imagine is usually the opposite of the problem they usually have, so that'll be a fun treat

– Ryan

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