NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
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What are the haps my friends


October 26th, 2016: Yes, my sanity is definitely being restored! I for one am glad that we have put all this spooky horror behind us. Also, if you're interested: to estimate the earth's orbital speed, take the top speed of Usain Bolt at his fastest, and then double it. Then multiply it by a thousand. You're still not there but you're at least getting close; the point is we're gonna have SO MANY SANDWICHES

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I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: i call being an expert on my birthday

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out