What are the haps my friends

October 26th, 2016: Yes, my sanity is definitely being restored! I for one am glad that we have put all this spooky horror behind us. Also, if you're interested: to estimate the earth's orbital speed, take the top speed of Usain Bolt at his fastest, and then double it. Then multiply it by a thousand. You're still not there but you're at least getting close; the point is we're gonna have SO MANY SANDWICHES

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...


Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i call being an expert on my birthday

– Ryan

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