October 26th, 2016: Yes, my sanity is definitely being restored! I for one am glad that we have put all this spooky horror behind us. Also, if you're interested: to estimate the earth's orbital speed, take the top speed of Usain Bolt at his fastest, and then double it. Then multiply it by a thousand. You're still not there but you're at least getting close; the point is we're gonna have SO MANY SANDWICHES

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: i call being an expert on my birthday

– Ryan