September 18th, 2019: I believe this is a credible argument and am not interested in hearing arguments about how it is NOT a credible argument, thank you in advance

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: COUNTERPOINT: are we 100% certain that I'm not a mutant, and my mutant power is being the first person in history who doesn't need to sleep?

– Ryan